sarahchristine:

marcusallenthecat:

eatsleepdraw:

My friend’s pet peeve

Telling me to “relax” inevitably makes me twelve times more infuriated.  -MATC

I’m an overreacting drama queen who likes to scream and the easiest way to get me going is to tell me to “Relax! Geez.” or “Calm Down.” This makes me prone to physically hurting you.

Oh my goodness! I’ve never met anyone who shared my hatred for this word. “Relax”, “Calm down”, “Chill out”, “Be quiet”, and “Shhh” are my trigger words. Basically I go all “Call me an asshole… ONE more time” on them, and it’s not too pretty. I don’t know what it is about hearing these words that consumes me, but I’m pretty sure I turn green and the whole bit.