ashley is boss.

peterwknox: caragh: Creating history with the worst thing...

Aug 29th

Gratuitous?

Aug 28th

I hate hurrican season.

Gustav may swirl into the Gulf of Mexico over the weekend and could threaten the U.S. Gulf Coast...

Aug 28th

soupsoup: scout:view large Tax and spend Republicans.

Aug 26th

New hairs. lol.

Aug 25th

Am I the only one that finds myself googling Brazilan Beach...

Aug 24th

10 things you should know about John...

1. John McCain voted against establishing a national holiday in honor of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr....

Aug 24th

Aug 23rd

Dolphins!

Aug 21st

New Favorite Olympic Sport

hipsterdiet: Womens Racewalking. lmao. Seriously.

Aug 21st

“To be nobody but yourself—in a world which is doing...”
— E. E. Cummings

Aug 20th

Female body shape vs. "Beauty"

Aug 20th

The sky looked gorgeous on my way home.

Aug 20th

Had to check.

getupgetout: Client: Oh, I saw your, what do you call it? Tumble blog? Me: Am I fired?

Aug 19th

SURVIVING YOUR TWENTIES

noigetit: peterwknox: notthatkindagay:noahkai:shimmerandshine: “They call it the “quarter-life...

Aug 19th

“I wish that I was your favorite girl. I wish I was the...”
— Kate Nash (The Nicest Thing)...

Aug 19th

Spy for hire!

Aug 19th

Note to self:

Use quotations when appropriate. ;)

Aug 19th

janemarcus: What? Why? Like the aspca home-raiding people? Yes. It pisses me off when people...

Aug 19th

“Animal Cops” makes me hate people.

Aug 19th

Wow.

Aug 19th

Watch

Oh my God. I just saw this on TV.

Aug 19th

Why Ashley IS Boss

getupgetout: Ashley: OMG baby pigs on tv! Ashley: I love animal planet Me: we have the most...

Aug 19th

sarahchristine: marcusallenthecat: eatsleepdraw: My...

Aug 19th

Torrential downpour is occurring outside, so I think it’s naptime.

Aug 18th

125. Don't spit.

(via rulesformyunbornson) You know, I’ve always wondered about the phenomenon of spitting. So...

Aug 18th

danhacker: sarahchristine: (via scout) Ahhh! TOO MUCH CUTE!

Aug 18th

soupsoup: Can someone help me with this? The text in my...

Aug 18th

Maybe it’s all this talk of penis, but something about...

Aug 18th

“The penis was created by God. It’s a beautiful piece...”
— Alexyss K. Tylor (via)

Aug 18th

getupgetout: Jezebel 2.0 (via youngmanhattanite) Carlos and I are watching this (I made him)… I...

Aug 18th

You know what makes me want to puke?

“We’re engaged” photoshoots. Just saying… Need attention much?

Aug 18th

(via patrickmoberg) (via egonzalez) LMAO

Aug 14th

I love T9.

My mom: (via T9) Do your work, so you can get to bed and get a good night's sides.
Me: Oh how I love a good night's sides!
My mom: It's even better than sleep!

Aug 12th

Went to see TRUSTcompany on Saturday night. It was amazing...

Aug 12th

(via soupsoup)

Aug 12th

(via soupsoup) Um, I’ve never had an opinion on...

Aug 12th

Listen

harb: Wonderwall, Ryan Adams ~ I consider the Oasis version the cover. I’ve never heard...

Aug 12th

Ugh.

I hate that when my expectations are not met I get nauseous, want to cry, and near a panic attack. I...

Aug 12th

jackieheartsb: Is flirting cheating? I was involved in a...

Aug 11th

Oh, fuck yes.

Aug 11th

Typical Texas racists, what a shame…

Aug 9th

“I’m amazing at the drums in Rock Band, and I’m so good I...”
— Seth Rogen on Conan (via...

Aug 9th

Puppy games!!!!

omgg!!! too much cute!!!

Aug 9th

Changes

I just found something that I wrote back in February 2006: Isn’t it weird how one day you...

Aug 9th

I can't quit you baby, but I'm gonna put...

It’s about to rain, so I think I will take a break from the Tumblr dashboard and take a nap....

Aug 9th

Watch

(via biteofpythias) I kind of feel sorry for him, poor old man…

Aug 8th

Simileboy4eva86xoxo

wtfashleylol [6: 37 P.M.]: oh and then oxy the moron x
Crazyguy200 [6: 38 P.M.]: oxy the moron, like the face cleaner oxy?
wtfashleylol [6: 38 P.M.]: I'm from Texas
wtfashleylol [6: 38 P.M.]: no like oxymoron
Crazyguy200 [6: 38 P.M.]: im so dumb
wtfashleylol [6: 38 P.M.]: hahahah
Crazyguy200 [6: 38 P.M.]: that sn went right over my head
Crazyguy200 [6: 38 P.M.]: who uses literary devices as screennames?
wtfashleylol [6: 39 P.M.]: idk, me?
wtfashleylol [6: 39 P.M.]: it was clever
Crazyguy200 [6: 39 P.M.]: my next sn will be meta4
wtfashleylol [6: 39 P.M.]: LOL

Aug 8th

woodshavings: This is Lucky. She loves baths, obviously. ...

Aug 8th

FYI

I just posted my AIM in my links, so I expect to get creepy, stalkeresque IMs from all of you very...

Aug 8th

“Please, I know that we’re different. We were one cell...”
— A Fine Frenzy, all I’ve...

Aug 8th

Watch

allisonweiss: blakeley: My first video I’ve shot in complete HD, location Gawker rooftop. I dare...

Aug 8th

getupgetout: Brookadelphia messed with Texas. If they had...

Aug 8th

Listen

A Fine Frenzy - The Minnow and the Trout I love this song.

Aug 7th

“If we had no sexual harassment we would have no children.”
— A Russian judge’s explanation...

Aug 7th

“A couple of weeks ago we went to see the new Indiana Jones...”
— John McCain [EW] Oh dear god...

Aug 7th

Is it weird that I think Seth Rogen is kinda hot?

Aug 7th

I'm a little worried...

katiebeck: Dolly is the only thing I can talk to anyone about anymore. It’s bad enough when...

Aug 7th

Gorgeous day today, following the crappy weather we’ve...

Aug 7th

Watch

sukistatus: Humping like bunny rabbits has a whole new meaning for me now. lmao Hah. He kind of...

Aug 7th

peterwknox: Keira Knightley refuses breast enhancement for...

Aug 7th

Have I mentioned that I have a huge crush on Zooey...

Aug 7th

Today is now yesterday

antikris: Thank god.  Awful day.  Awful hangover.  Assholes plagued my day.  I stepped in dog shit...

Aug 7th

I have reached 5 followers.

katietower: this is fun! I’m at 34. Wahoo! I’m still waiting on everyone to realize how...

Aug 7th

Tumblr schedule

I need a schedule of all the events that make up a week of Tumblr. I’ve noticed Fridays are...

Aug 7th

GPOYW

yourdp: This is by far the best showing yet for gratuitous picture of yourself Wednesday.  Katie,...

Aug 7th

danhacker: While driving today I snapped this nifty photo of...

Aug 7th

“There’s a reason you’ve never heard of ‘bus rage’.”
— A recently pulled Greyhound ad...

Aug 7th

Holy cow!

Thanks to the reblog of my photo, I’ve received about 10+ followers in the past hour. Hello,...

Aug 7th

lovepuppy: ashleyisboss: Taking advantage of gratuitous pic posting Wednesday? Another totally...

Aug 7th

Taking advantage of gratuitous pic posting Wednesday?

Aug 7th

Staying true to my hangover food trend

antikris: Someone mentioned Popeye’s and I got the urge 3 piece chicken tender with red beans...

Aug 6th

The 100 Most Common English Words

Aug 6th

Not to pick on men?

markyb: ashleyisboss: C’mon. first off, men are no stranger to going under the knife for some...

Aug 6th

Life is short. Have an affair.

I just now saw the ad for AshleyMadison.com, and seriously, the whole concept makes me sick to my...

Aug 6th

Also,

biteofpythias reblogged cajunboy: this is like my chad theory. I’ve never met a chad who wasn’t...

Aug 6th

The Cajun Boy theory of personality...

cajunboy: For instance, name a child Ashley and there’s a good chance she’ll be blond and really...

Aug 6th

“That night, he had a dream. Two giant hands slid through his...”
— The girl in the window, a...

Aug 6th

Going to see this movie right now!

Aug 6th

“Love the people who give you what you need. Be careful of...”
— (via sleepanddream)

Aug 6th

Watch

soupsoup: brandonfletcher: Paris Hilton’s rebuttal to McCain ad. Paid for by Funny or Die. ...

Aug 6th

Bernann McKinney: Bonkers Lady Clones Dead...

Aug 6th

You know that feeling...

when you sleep all day, and then you wake up feeling miserable, tired, hungry, and wanting to cry...

Aug 5th

True friends?

It was my cousin’s birthday today; she turned 11 years old. Her best friend did the sweetest...

Aug 5th

OMG

antikris: WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE ABOUT JULIA ALLISON?!! Who’s Julia Allison? ;)

Aug 5th

No school tomorrow!

Whoopeee! Thank you, Edouard!

Aug 5th

“I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out, but to see who...”
—  m (via johnnyfive)

Aug 4th

brooklet14: Why hello, Edouard. It seems you’re coming...

Aug 4th

Watch

peterwknox: noigetit: Prestige Worldwide - Boats ‘n’ Hoes Saw Step Brothers this weekend.  If...

Aug 4th

Fox News: Canada Bus Killer Ate Victim's...

Aug 4th

“I’m gonna say no but the answer is yes.”
— Seth Rogen, trying to answer...

Aug 3rd

(via montymash) HAHAHAHA!

Aug 3rd

We're some classy cheerleaders...

Picture this: four cheerleaders on the field, two bitches (ex-director and ex-cheerleader) follow us...

Aug 3rd

Waiting for the football game to start. It’s so hottt....

Aug 3rd

whoaineedyou: lozzy: Love this movie. Just saw it this...

Aug 2nd

Currently Watching

antikris: A Lot Like Love Story of my fucking life. Bad timing.  Always always bad timing This...

Aug 2nd

I just found something fantastic in...

Show notifications on my Dashboard Notifications display extra updates on your Dashboard, including...

Aug 2nd

On community service

Me: I'm a horrible person
Chad: You sure are
Me: lol. I'd totally feed homeless people
Me: Just not for free
Me: hahaha
Me: I'm kidding

Aug 2nd

“I wonder if it hurts being eaten by a black hole?”
— Me, about the LHC launch in 6...

Aug 2nd

I think I may be the only person on...

But it’s okay because reading all of your drunken stories makes my life a little more...

Aug 2nd

10 of The Most Racist Toys Ever Made

Aug 2nd

“Women should be glad they’re not, say, rodents. The...”
— My Biology professor

Aug 2nd

I'm glad I didn't die before I met you.

missbrightside: yours is the first face that i saw i think i was blind before i met you now i...

Aug 2nd